Pseudo-random guy: Where's your boyfriend tonight?
Me: Uhhhhhh. He's, uh, somewhere else.
Pseudo-random guy: Oh. I thought you might not be together anymore.
Oh-my-gosh-the-most-awkward-silence-EVER.
Pseudo-random guy: Well. He seemed nice.
God. I hate this.
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