So, there's a song on the Juno soundtrack that goes "I am a vampire, I am a vampire." You know it? I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are but that one line keeps ringing through my head. It's annoying enough to get a song stuck in your head. But when only a four word phrase from that song is involved in the replay, it's almost intolerable. My biggest fear of today? I'm worried that I'm going to start singing it under my breath, but OUT LOUD, when in public. Can you picture it? There I am relaxing during a facial (scheduled for later this am) when, unbidden, the song starts playing again in my subconscious. Do you know how up close and personal you and your facialist can get during that process? I'll be off guard, relaxed. She'll be focused, comfortable. And then a little murmur . . . I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire.
Dammit. I knew this whole protect-your-skin paleness was going to backfire on me eventually.
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That's much better than the Barney songs i sing out loud all day in the clinic. i was cleaning up the OR last week and was singing out-loud that song that goes "clean up, Clean up, everybody everywhere...." You know that song. Well, my day is filled with country drinking songs or Barney.
But yeah, the vamoire thing would be kinda freaky. Let us know how it went. Did you win a grammy?
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