Tonight I went to a dive bar at the edge of Dallas.
I was told by a man who asked me to two-step that if I took off my glasses and got rid of my ponytail that I would be "one sexy woman."
The next guy who shanghai-ed me into a dance said he had "a thing for girls who wore glasses."
Later in the evening I was approached by a woman on the dance floor who said "You're pregnant, right?"
Thank God for Taco Bell.
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